I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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