If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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