Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
dude. I can hear the air.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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