okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize