you turned your livingroom into a bong?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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