But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
