Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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