I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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