He kissed a someone with a penis
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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