Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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