If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I party with great urgency now.
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