Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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