All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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