What a fucking waste of an outfit
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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