I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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