I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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