just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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