my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
we're so committed to being not committed
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
