It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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