Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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