They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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