I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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