we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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