Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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