I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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