butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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