belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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