love makes seman taste better
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
You don't make any sense
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