You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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