I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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