im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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