I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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