Kiss
Puke
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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