STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
do herpes really smell.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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