ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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