I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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