OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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