dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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