"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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