I just made out with a guy for $7.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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