It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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