I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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