You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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