i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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