people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
whose parrot is this?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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