Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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