why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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