Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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