you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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