well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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