Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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