8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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