I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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